Lets get some things straight.

• Camels humps store fat not water. Think of them like boobs.

• Camels do store water! Only they store it throughout their body. They can drink 40 gallons of water at once, and can survive for weeks without drinking again.

• Camels can eat cacti, they eat em like you eat potato chips because of their thick luscious lips.

• Damn those eyelashes, they have three sets of them!

• If a smelly human comes by, there is no problem, camels can close their nostrils! (this feature is actually for sandstorms, but... duel uses.)

• Camels are currently undergoing an invasion of australia

• The word camel comes from an Arabic word for "Beauty". Those people get it.