Lets get some things straight.

  • Camels humps store fat not water. Think of them like boobs.

  • Camels do store water! Only they store it throughout their body. They can drink 40 gallons of water at once, and can survive for weeks without drinking again.

  • Camels can eat cacti, they eat em like you eat potato chips because of their thick luscious lips.

  • Damn those eyelashes, they have three sets of them!

  • If a smelly human comes by, there is no problem, camels can close their nostrils! (this feature is actually for sandstorms, but... duel uses.)

  • Camels are currently undergoing an invasion of australia

  • The word camel comes from an Arabic word for "Beauty". Those people get it.

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Best Current Video Games! ๐ŸŽฎ

Whatโ€™s the best current video games?!?!? Make your arguments and compete here!

To be clear. I am one hundred percent biased and I am also one hundred percent subjectively correct. Come fight me. Add your stupid rival text. Here is my list.

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Coolest Animal Ever (Fight Me ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค›)

This front is to determine once and for all which animal is the coolest. I humbly present my objectively correct opinion.

Camels are coolest animal ever. It really is not contestable.

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