Lets get some things straight.

  • Camels humps store fat not water. Think of them like boobs.

  • Camels do store water! Only they store it throughout their body. They can drink 40 gallons of water at once, and can survive for weeks without drinking again.

  • Camels can eat cacti, they eat em like you eat potato chips because of their thick luscious lips.

  • Damn those eyelashes, they have three sets of them!

  • If a smelly human comes by, there is no problem, camels can close their nostrils! (this feature is actually for sandstorms, but... duel uses.)

  • Camels are currently undergoing an invasion of australia

  • The word camel comes from an Arabic word for "Beauty". Those people get it.

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Best Current Video Games! ๐ŸŽฎ

Whatโ€™s the best current video games?!?!? Make your arguments and compete here!

To be clear. I am one hundred percent biased and I am also one hundred percent subjectively correct. Come fight me. Add your stupid rival text. Here is my list.

Yeah, yeah, I know. No you shut up. No you are wrong. I am right. You are wrong.

I love AOE...

Coolest Animal Ever (Fight Me ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿค›)

This front is to determine once and for all which animal is the coolest. I humbly present my objectively correct opinion.

Camels are coolest animal ever. It really is not contestable.

Exhibit A. The only time Camels were used in advertising, it caused the majority of the population to pay to poison themselves.

Exhibit B. No one m...